About Me

I am a stagehand who writes. I make my living mostly as a light-board programmer in New York City. This page--and this blog--is more than two years overdue for new, fresh and hopefully somewhat entertaining material. The management has finally acknowledged this, and line items are currently in committee for the upcoming blogiversary...... !

The above was written in 2015. And now it's one year later. Blog re-launch window is once again creaking open, slowwwwwly.


Here's my current horse -- the Caddy of the ETC line of lighting consoles. I like it.


Mansfield, Pa., is my hometown.

I live in Jersey now. It's surprisingly OK

Having said that, it would be a good idea if all the drivers here followed the Two-Second Rule.